How many of us can’t watch Bold & Beautiful’s Crew Morrow as Will without seeing the ’90s-era version of his dad, Young & Restless’ Joshua Morrow (Nick)?

Days of Our Lives’ Gen Z Aaron took the opportunity to point out Millennial Chad’s antiquated ways (“[He] made fun of me for wanting to use a little scorecard and not my phone!”). Yet somehow, the younger guy didn’t mock Chad for wearing a fancy white golf glove to play Putt-Putt?

Is it just us or are General Hospital’s Trina and Kai the absolute worst hiders in the history of hiding? When Drew came home, they basically stood in the middle of his bedroom as opposed to looking for a closet to duck into!

When Bold and Beautiful’s clearly exasperated Ridge declared, “I don’t want to do this anymore… I’m tired” did you feel as if the eternal waffler was speaking for the audience, too?

Why does Beyond the Gates keep airing reruns? (We’ve asked, but gotten no response.) That ain’t how soaps work!

Why have both Sharon and Mariah’s storylines completely vanished from the Young & Restless canvas? Mom was on the verge of reuniting with Nick, while Mariah’s dealing with the fallout from her nightmarish situation!

While we’re happy that Days of Our Lives‘ Johnny managed to go from suspected murderer to teacher, but in what world would a university hire someone who’s presented no curriculum, has no teaching experience and has spent months mired in scandal? Were the episodes of Body and Soul he directed so amazing that they leap-frogged him to the front of the pack… or is Salem University that hard up for teachers?

Why has General Hospital‘s Elizabeth been reduced to a talk-to for other characters? She has almost no interaction with exes Jason and Ric, despite having killer chemistry with both!

Why is it fine for Bold & Beautiful’s Katie, Eric and Brooke to push Ridge toward a reunion with Brooke, but Thomas is made out to be a bad guy for being #TeamTridge?

Did rebroadcasting the Beyond the Gates episodes in which Leslie dropped a bomb at Nicole and Ted’s anniversary party kinda sorta make you miss his former portrayer, Maurice Johnson. We like Keith D. Robinson, but can’t help feeling as if he’d have been better in a different role… allowing us to have both men on the canvas at the same time!

We loved the gorgeously written and acted scenes in which Young & Restless‘ Billy issued a proposal to Sally.  But was anyone else surprised that it was a suggestion then live together as opposed to get engged?

Is Days of Our Lives‘ Chad actively trying to grow a mullet? Did he leave a haircut before it was finished?

We get that General Hospital’s Anna didn’t want Rocco and Danny to see the judge’s dead body being dragged from the water. But shouldn’t she have moved everyone away from the crime scene for questioning so that crews could remove the body and preserve any potential evidence?

Did you want to applaud when Bold & Beautiful‘s Brooke told Ridge that while she felt bad about him yet again having to hurt Taylor, “You did this yourself. You made this happen.”

During the week of Beyond the Gates reruns, it was mentioned that Smitty and Martin have a guest room. So why, months later, was the politico reduced to sleeping on the couch during their separation?

Anybody else love Billy’s shout-out to the Genoa City Chronicle? While it probably meant nothing to newer viewers, longtime Young & Restless fans will recall that the paper (and publisher Stuart Brooks) was as important back then as Newman Media and Victor are today.

Bless ’er heart, does Days of Our Lives‘ Sophia currently have daytime’s worst poker face? “What? Me? No, everything’s fine. Why do you ask?”

While we appreciated the shout-out to Drew’s late son, Oscar, how in the world did General Hospital’s Kai know the young man’s birthdate, which is tried using to open the politician’s safe?

Wouldn’t it have been nice if Bold & Beautiful had spent at least a little time talking about what happened between Thomas and Paris? All we got was a throwaway line about how she hurt the hunk and a mention of what her family had done to Liam.

Didn’t Young & Restless’ Hayley Erin do such a fantastic job of taking alter ego Claire from sober to tipsy that you found yourself flashing back to the last time you’d made that journey?

When Days of Our Lives‘ Chad asked Cat, “You don’t think Rachel saw us kissing, do you?” did you laughingly reply to yourself that duh, unless that miniature golf course has imported Young & Restless’ hedge maze, EVERYBODY saw you kissing?

Was General Hospital paying homage to Dallas’ shooting of J.R. Ewing by having Drew take a last swig and look at a photo with his significant other before being gunned down? (Sure, JR was drinking a late-night coffee while Drew went for whiskey, but… )

How did Days of Our Lives‘ Tate ever believe this was a real photo when it’s obviously every picture that’s ever come with a CVS frame?

Doesn’t the fact that General Hospital‘s Nina and Portia left behind unfinished drinks the night Drew was gunned down rule them out as potential suspects? If you were going to try to rub out an archenemy, wouldn’t you want a full shot of courage first?

Why does Days of Our Lives shrink Marlena think it’s such a good idea for Rachel to repress her memories of shooting EJ? On an unrelated note, isn’t Alice Halsey currently daytime’s standout kid actor?

A neglected heroine — plus, the sloppy drunk we kinda wanna hang out with. We have burning questions, do you?